We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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