You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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