So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The Olympian is in my bed
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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