It's like God shit irony all over that family
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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