i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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