Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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