I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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