Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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