It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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