She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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