I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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