at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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