STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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