If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
