hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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