I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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