Please, let me fuck your mom
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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