Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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