Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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