he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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