He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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