when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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