I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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