This is not my ceiling
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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