the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Couch. On fire.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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