Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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