There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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