so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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