careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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