508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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