I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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