You work out of a Hotel?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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