You can't motorboat a personality
you win again, gameday.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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