and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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