i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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