I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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