The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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