Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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