He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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