But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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