If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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