I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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