this beer tastes like vomit already
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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