I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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