Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
