We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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