shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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