Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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