Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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