the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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