The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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