I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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