im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I don't deserve a penis
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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