in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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